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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:04 pm

and your siblings were turned into bacon :shock:
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Postby lastbesthope » Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:57 pm

toothill man wrote:and your siblings were turned into bacon :shock:
And it wasn't even tasty bacon!

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Postby Standing-Stone » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:47 am

Good, I want my siblings turned into bacon.
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Postby toothill man » Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:48 am

come to the carnal house cattle :twisted:
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Postby toothill man » Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:49 am

this world needs to produce fresh air so you have to die stinky :D
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Postby tarkhan bey » Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:13 pm

toothill man wrote:come to the carnal house cattle :twisted:
I take it that you mean Charnel House Tooty. :shock:
Unless of course you are talking from the perspective of a Falian. :lol:
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The King
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Postby The King » Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:59 pm

let's see what is darker: your blood or your guts :twisted:
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Postby The King » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:00 pm

Yoyr brain balls for my sling and your eyes to the raven.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:45 pm

your balls on the sling as Im in need of pebble shot :twisted:
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Postby toothill man » Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:35 pm

men fight what options do you have? :twisted:
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Postby toothill man » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:03 pm

when you enter a fist fight dont yell bitch fight before you slap girl :twisted:
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Postby The King » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:00 am

today you woke up for the last time of your life.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby Standing-Stone » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:31 pm

'Go back to your God'.
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Postby The King » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:33 pm

I'll shorten you so that you'll look like a dwarf.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby Standing-Stone » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:42 pm

'Welcome Defeat'!!!!

Care of 'City of Heros/Villians'.
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:12 pm

be comforted that you are not alone when in the carnal house :twisted:
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Postby toothill man » Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:51 am

lets count the ways we can maim you :twisted:
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Postby toothill man » Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:53 am

if you had to choose would it be a leg or a arm you would like removed first :D
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Postby The King » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:35 am

Let me pierce some more assholes into your filthy skin.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby The King » Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:51 am

The only guts you show is when you turn your back fleeing for your life and let your fear command your sphincter
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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