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Kyorou
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Postby Kyorou » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:29 am

When I'm finished with you, what will be left of you will fit in a squirrel's stomach. :lol:
kaiserjez
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Postby kaiserjez » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:06 am

You suck! You never get your books out on time!

:D
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:06 am

no were in the universe is their another warrior as poor as you
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lastbesthope
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Postby lastbesthope » Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:34 am

You are so hideous the sun is ashamed to casrt it's light on your face.

LBH
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:46 am

if you wear a bra you would be the perfect comfort woman(said to a huge hairy warrior who was not happy) 8)
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The King
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Postby The King » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:17 pm

I know breeding isn't your tribe's strong point. (do you have any?), But at least your mothers could have bred human beings.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
Standing-Stone
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Postby Standing-Stone » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:03 pm

You smell so bad, you'd make a Nuckelavee ill.
Standing-Stone
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Postby Standing-Stone » Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:52 am

All the Sloughs run from your stink.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:24 pm

you smell sweet only to other dun heaps :twisted:
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:23 am

watch out for you backsides lads i think he likes you :shock: :wink: :lol: :twisted:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:11 pm

You talk a lot but your tongue is as blunt as your weapons.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:12 pm

let your women do your fighting for you worm :twisted:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:24 pm

I can't let my wives fight you. Although they would easily beat you, they dislike transvestite.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Postby The King » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:17 am

Each of my children would easily defeat 10 of your warriors.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:12 pm

my dogs are stronger than your so called greatest
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:40 pm

didnt know they did gonads in extra small lad
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:41 pm

you are pure white meat chicken all the way through :twisted:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:16 pm

Your bones to the rats
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:32 pm

oh slug brains :shock:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:31 pm

Did you receive this sword toy for birthday? Make sure you have it with you when yours will bury you after the battle.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.

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