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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:22 pm

that has got to hurt :shock: :wink: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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FailedSpotCheck
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Postby FailedSpotCheck » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:28 am

May your wife's company seem less appealing than that of a sheep.
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:55 pm

poor sheep :shock: :wink: :lol:
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The King
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Postby The King » Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:31 pm

May you have to scratch your back each time you adress to chiefs and lords.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Postby The King » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:56 pm

May you never find the truth you look and alway discover afterwards how you were lied to.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
Tathlum
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Postby Tathlum » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:14 pm

May the Bards forget your name and deeds by sunset.
May all your daughters have beards and your sons none.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:12 pm

may you only mount goats just like your mother and grandmother
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:00 pm

May you never find shelter when you need one.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:29 pm

may every fowl bite you and every bee sting you
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:52 pm

May you never understand your own kin
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:09 pm

may all you love die under your hands
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:40 pm

may you loose you ability to speech and only express yourself through barking
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:03 pm

may your eyeballs weep blood till you die
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:48 pm

May your guts be expelled from your body through your arse.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
Standing-Stone
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Postby Standing-Stone » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:59 am

May you expell yours through your nose.
The King
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Postby The King » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:45 pm

Well, I just expell mucus, but at least I don't reingurgitate it
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:59 pm

may your eyeballs boil in your sockects :twisted:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
Standing-Stone
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Postby Standing-Stone » Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:26 am

May all your orifices seal up until you explode.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:59 pm

thats nasty I like that one :twisted:
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Standing-Stone
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Postby Standing-Stone » Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:45 pm

May you fall hard whilst failing to salmon leap a unicorn.

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