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Postby The King » Mon May 01, 2006 11:06 am

May you pee in your pants each time you want to shout in battles.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
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Postby The King » Fri May 05, 2006 9:40 am

may you loose your manhood each time you want to have pleasure with a girl.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
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Postby toothill man » Sat May 06, 2006 8:21 pm

many your manhood turn into the privvy parts of a girl
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Postby Daithi O'an tSionnaigh » Tue May 09, 2006 5:57 pm

toothill man wrote:many your manhood turn into the privvy parts of a girl
Yikes! That would be a curse now wouldn't it but I guess you could get use to it over time? :lol:
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Postby The King » Thu May 11, 2006 4:04 pm

May you never sleep under the same roof every night.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby The King » Wed May 31, 2006 1:19 pm

May you spend your life always alone, never being able to trust your family, friends or strangers your meet.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
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Postby toothill man » Wed May 31, 2006 4:08 pm

may your blood pour out from every pore till all that remains is a dry husk :shock:
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Postby The King » Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:53 am

May every thing you eat have the smell and the taste of your excrements.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby The King » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:18 pm

May you spit each time you talk to a chief or another respected person.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
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Postby The King » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:14 pm

May your stomac be full each time you want to eat and cry famine when you have nothing to eat.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby The King » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:16 pm

May you always be thirsty when you are at sea.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
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Postby toothill man » Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:56 am

may you genitails grow hairy warts :twisted:
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Postby The King » Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:34 pm

may your first words be preceded by a fart anytime you open the mouth.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
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Postby toothill man » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:37 pm

nasty :twisted: but I like it 8)
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Postby Daithi O'an tSionnaigh » Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:40 am

The King wrote:may your first words be preceded by a fart anytime you open the mouth.
Ha! I almost shot pop out of my nose when I read this!! Some great curses flying about here!
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Postby toothill man » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:25 pm

may your manhood always drip urine :shock:
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Postby Daithi O'an tSionnaigh » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:42 am

toothill man wrote:may your manhood always drip urine :shock:
Man, that sucks! Hope I never get that! :?
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Postby toothill man » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:25 pm

its a wonderful side effect of old age :shock: :lol: :lol:
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Postby The King » Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:42 pm

toothill man wrote:its a wonderful side effect of old age :shock: :lol: :lol:
:shock: You have curious pleasure :?
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby toothill man » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:24 am

may your eyelids never close till your eye balls fall out 8)
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