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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:49 pm
by toothill man
may your kilts always smell of wee :twisted:

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:37 am
by lastbesthope
May you only ever be able to find Diet Irn-Bru to drink

(For those that are unaware, the Diet version is manky)

LBH

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:39 am
by The King
May all your drink transform into urine.

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:13 pm
by Standing-Stone
That last ones funny because in a way it's true.

You know, that actalley happens about anywhere from fifteen minutes- hour after you finished your mead or ale.

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:26 pm
by The King
You are right, I wasn't as specific. I meant the transformation would occur before you swallow the drink.

Anyway and theoritically, there is much water in food (fruits and vegetables) and it should be possible to practically only eat without the need to drink as some part of the water in food is also transformed (internally) into pee.

But this should be a great curse for beer lovers.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:20 pm
by The King
May you urinate blood and bleed urine for your next 10 wounds.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:30 pm
by Standing-Stone
Well, just say :-

'May you Mead/Ale/beer turn to urine before you drink it'

or

'May your next taste mead/ale/beer taste of urine'

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:45 pm
by The King
Why so? It could just transform once the liquid is swallowed (else the curse wouldn't be too hard).

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:54 pm
by The King
May your whole eyes turn white during the day.

May you smell like a drune lord 3 days a week

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:03 pm
by The King
May you have to drink the blood f your friends and may you have to feast on the flesh of your foes to nurture yourself.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:04 am
by toothill man
may your ear drums burst making your brains leak over your shoulders.

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:34 am
by The King
May you smell like a Fomorian and let your stench lure all the wild beasts

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:53 am
by The King
Your death will be unglorious as you'll pass away on your chamber pot.

Re: slaine resource curses

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:55 am
by The King
May anything you drink have the smell of urine and anything you eat have the taste of excrements

Re: slaine resource curses

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:58 pm
by The King
May you stay speechless with all the members of your tribe

Re: slaine resource curses

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:51 pm
by The King
May the worms eat your balls and your brainballs before you die

Re: slaine resource curses

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:46 pm
by The King
May fleas be the only company you will ever find

Re: slaine resource curses

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:00 pm
by The King
May all your meals turn into ashes.

Re: slaine resource curses

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:59 am
by The King
May you be rendered infertile and unable to pleasure any woman

(from Khitai for Conan RPG).