slaine resource curses

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Postby toothill man » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:49 pm

may your kilts always smell of wee :twisted:
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Postby lastbesthope » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:37 am

May you only ever be able to find Diet Irn-Bru to drink

(For those that are unaware, the Diet version is manky)

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Postby The King » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:39 am

May all your drink transform into urine.
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Postby Standing-Stone » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:13 pm

That last ones funny because in a way it's true.

You know, that actalley happens about anywhere from fifteen minutes- hour after you finished your mead or ale.
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Postby The King » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:26 pm

You are right, I wasn't as specific. I meant the transformation would occur before you swallow the drink.

Anyway and theoritically, there is much water in food (fruits and vegetables) and it should be possible to practically only eat without the need to drink as some part of the water in food is also transformed (internally) into pee.

But this should be a great curse for beer lovers.
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A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby The King » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:20 pm

May you urinate blood and bleed urine for your next 10 wounds.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
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Postby Standing-Stone » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:30 pm

Well, just say :-

'May you Mead/Ale/beer turn to urine before you drink it'

or

'May your next taste mead/ale/beer taste of urine'
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Postby The King » Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:45 pm

Why so? It could just transform once the liquid is swallowed (else the curse wouldn't be too hard).
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Postby The King » Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:54 pm

May your whole eyes turn white during the day.

May you smell like a drune lord 3 days a week
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Postby The King » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:03 pm

May you have to drink the blood f your friends and may you have to feast on the flesh of your foes to nurture yourself.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
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My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby toothill man » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:04 am

may your ear drums burst making your brains leak over your shoulders.
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Postby The King » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:34 am

May you smell like a Fomorian and let your stench lure all the wild beasts
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Postby The King » Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:53 am

Your death will be unglorious as you'll pass away on your chamber pot.
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Re: slaine resource curses

Postby The King » Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:55 am

May anything you drink have the smell of urine and anything you eat have the taste of excrements
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Re: slaine resource curses

Postby The King » Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:58 pm

May you stay speechless with all the members of your tribe
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Re: slaine resource curses

Postby The King » Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:51 pm

May the worms eat your balls and your brainballs before you die
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Re: slaine resource curses

Postby The King » Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:46 pm

May fleas be the only company you will ever find
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
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My neighbours combine both styles.
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Re: slaine resource curses

Postby The King » Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:00 pm

May all your meals turn into ashes.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Re: slaine resource curses

Postby The King » Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:59 am

May you be rendered infertile and unable to pleasure any woman

(from Khitai for Conan RPG).
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.

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