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The King
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Postby The King » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:24 pm

may you teeth rot the next time you open your mouth and you eyes dry in their sockets.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby Standing-Stone » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:07 am

May your man-milk harden before it leaves you body.
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Postby Standing-Stone » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:12 am

'May your blood turn to acid on your wedding night.'
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Postby Standing-Stone » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:16 am

'May your head sink into your shoulders and reverse out of your back passage the next time you fail to warp spasm correctly.'
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Postby toothill man » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:04 pm

nasty I like that one :twisted: the victum would then have a great life in politics :shock: :wink: :lol:
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Postby Standing-Stone » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:15 am

Glad you like my contribution.

Now, back to the thinking chair.
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Postby The King » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:20 am

Standing-Stone wrote:'May your head sink into your shoulders and reverse out of your back passage the next time you fail to warp spasm correctly.'
This one is nasty.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby toothill man » Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:43 pm

may your eyeballs and ears swap places :twisted:
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Postby toothill man » Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:44 pm

may your eyeballs boil in their sockets
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Postby Standing-Stone » Tue May 01, 2007 9:56 am

May your harness rot and your neck torc tigthen till your face turns blue while the tarten in your pants fade and the horns in your buckle drop out.
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Postby toothill man » Tue May 01, 2007 3:10 pm

thats a brilliant slaine curse and must find a use for it :D
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Postby Standing-Stone » Wed May 02, 2007 2:49 pm

Put simply, 'May the seams of your [HERO] harness burst while you need them most'

I wish I had used that one instead of the other. Because 'Less is more'.
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Postby The King » Thu May 17, 2007 4:14 pm

May you have your arse hair grow on your face.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby Standing-Stone » Thu May 17, 2007 5:48 pm

'May your gums bleed when putting the kink out of your blade.'

or

'May you grind your teeth down, while straightening the crooked edge of your sword.'
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Postby toothill man » Sat May 19, 2007 3:49 pm

may you spine turn to stone :twisted:
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Postby toothill man » Sat May 19, 2007 3:50 pm

may your guts turn to water :shock:
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Postby Standing-Stone » Sun May 20, 2007 6:59 am

[Cursing a bard]

May your colon tighten while trying to sing

[Or]

May your colon tighten while clearing your throat
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Postby toothill man » Sun May 20, 2007 8:18 am

using your voice makes you wet your pants :twisted:
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Postby Standing-Stone » Sun May 20, 2007 12:28 pm

May the blood spurting from your neck stump, stain the ground forever serving as a warning to anybody else that wants to have a go. :roll:
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Postby toothill man » Sun May 20, 2007 3:15 pm

may all you find is boredom and a boring death
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