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Discuss Mongoose RPGs here, such as the OGL rulebooks, Jeremiah, Armageddon 2089 and Macho Women with Guns
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sun Apr 10, 2005 6:49 pm

never listern to a fool
never follow a fool
never lend money to a fool
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sun Apr 10, 2005 6:52 pm

never beat your wife beat your dwarf instead
never beat your children beat your dwarf instaed
never beat your animals beat your dwarf instead
never say sorry beat your dwarf instead
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:43 pm

never swim with a shark
never eat shark
never swim in salt water
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:45 pm

never bath in hot water
never bath in cold water
never bath on your own
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:47 pm

never read
never write
never watch a sunrise without having eaten first
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:42 am

wear a tattoo for every kill gained
never collect brainballs
never refuse to collect a enemies brainball
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:44 am

never insult a dragon
always insult a dragon
dont speak to dragons
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:31 pm

never eat vermin
never eat horsemeat
never pass up a feast
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:35 pm

never jump a full stream
never eat raw fish
never enter a spital hut unless injured
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:12 pm

never pretend to be deaf
never answer a threat with words use only action
never wear a live animal as a hat
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
prophet118
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Postby prophet118 » Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:40 pm

you've gotta be the only person who posts...lol
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:28 pm

could be but so :shock: you are welcome to add or will just keep on going how are you old boy anyway :D
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prophet118
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Postby prophet118 » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:13 pm

lmao, well i try to pop in every so often, just to see how things are (and to bump my thread in case i need to)

im ok so far
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:55 am

must amit keep a eye on that thread too because of all the good stuff on it 8)
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Postby prophet118 » Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:42 pm

cool

im hoping the creature book actually works out.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:33 pm

it would be great if it did 8)
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The King
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Postby The King » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:11 pm

prophet118 wrote:cool

im hoping the creature book actually works out.
Which creature book are you talking about? :o
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:44 pm

go to the slaine yahoo group for all the information on the project :D
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Postby hassanisabbah » Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:12 pm

Major Gaes

You must always wash the Warp Socks.... by hand... :lol:
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