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Discuss Mongoose RPGs here, such as the OGL rulebooks, Jeremiah, Armageddon 2089 and Macho Women with Guns
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:20 pm

never walk behind a donkey
never walk run to battle
never give half measures always return favours and insults three fold
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:29 pm

never eat green veg
never buy what you can steal
never steal anything belonging to a witch
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:31 pm

never hold hands with another man
never ask or give quarter
never hit a one eyed woman
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:32 pm

never dress up as a woman
never dress as a dwarf
always wear flowers in your hair
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:33 pm

never eat salt
never eat nuts
never,never eat salted nuts :twisted:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:35 pm

never eat raw fish
never drink dew water
never ride a hairy one
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:19 pm

never wear your shirt inside out
never drink from a unused cup
never give false directions
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:20 pm

never wear purple clothing
never wear a red hat
never get chatting with female dwarves
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:22 pm

never dye your hair white
never plait your beard
never make fun of women wearing armor carrying big swords :wink:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:23 pm

never offer to help
always give help if asked
never ride a horse dyed pink
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:24 pm

never eat cat
never eat cat food
never,never eat a cat eating cat food
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby toothill man » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:26 pm

never get your ears pierced
never get your nose pierced
never get a ring inserted on to the end of any part of your body :twisted:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:27 pm

never trust a woman
never trust your lover
never trust your wealth
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby toothill man » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:28 pm

never keep a score of wrongs
never let a bad deed be ever forgot
never try to fly
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby toothill man » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:15 pm

never walk you dog in a rain storm
never point at the druid and laugh
never point out a witches faults unless you want to be a toad
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sun Apr 10, 2005 2:17 pm

never harm a toad or frog
never harm a serphant or snake
never eat snake
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby toothill man » Sun Apr 10, 2005 2:22 pm

never talk to your prey
never walk on a bed of hot coals
never offer help without first being asked
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby toothill man » Sun Apr 10, 2005 2:24 pm

never eat birds of prey
never harm a bird of prey
never hunt or allow someone to hunt a bird of prey
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sun Apr 10, 2005 2:28 pm

never try to walk on water
never drink water
never try to do things you cannot win at
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby toothill man » Sun Apr 10, 2005 2:30 pm

never enter a building without covering your head
never give your true name
never pour or buy your own drink
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys

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