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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Fri May 07, 2004 6:12 pm

never ride a goat
never catch salmon with your teeth
never light a fire near your tent
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sun May 09, 2004 8:29 am

never paint your body pink
never try too walk on water even when drunk
never grow your own grain or wheat
eat only what you can steal
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Tue May 11, 2004 5:12 pm

never pick your nose with a bladed weapon
never eat leeches
never cheat a ferryman
never eat a meal on your own
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Postby toothill man » Wed May 12, 2004 7:27 pm

never speak with your mouth full
never lie too a elder
never tell a untruth
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Postby toothill man » Fri May 14, 2004 3:26 pm

never tell the truth if you can help it
never refuse too help a stranger wearing a purple cloak
never let another mortal use your weapons or borrow your sheild
never make a promise unless you plan too keep it
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sun May 16, 2004 12:41 pm

never sleep in the same bed twice
never sleep with the same women twice
never eat the eyes of a sheep
never dine on a camel hump
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu May 20, 2004 8:51 pm

never treat a women as a equal
never learn too read
never eat fresh meat
never eat seafish
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu May 20, 2004 9:00 pm

never put new shoes on a altar
never pee into the wind
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Postby toothill man » Wed May 26, 2004 7:01 pm

never eat duck
never follow flying geese
never drink chicken blood
never enter a forest at night if owls cannot be heard
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Postby toothill man » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:22 pm

never sleep with a red haired maiden
never curse the moon
never use a metal weapon only flint gives a pure sacrifice too the goddess
never speak with your foe let your weapon do the talking
never travel over deep water
never speak ill of the king
bow down too no man
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Postby toothill man » Sun Jun 27, 2004 9:59 am

never go into battle with a shaved left leg
always burn the corpses of your victims
never speak when serving up the deathblow
never carry the scalp or head of a red haired man
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Postby toothill man » Sun Aug 08, 2004 7:35 pm

never speak of victory till the death blow lands
never claim credit for another persons or things kill
never enter combat without your sword drawn
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Postby toothill man » Tue Aug 17, 2004 8:01 pm

never ajust your loin cloth in front of a lady
never break wind loudly in front of a druid
never try to light your farts with a torch
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby toothill man » Fri Aug 20, 2004 7:43 pm

never be lead into battle
never use foul method to win a combat
never mistreat a prisoner
never allow a beast of burden or a dwarf to carry your armor and weapons
never fight under a black banner
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby toothill man » Mon Sep 06, 2004 7:47 pm

never enter a cave or go undergroud without wearing your vest inside out
never enter a cave without offering a small offering to the knockers and other fey folk.
never bath in donkeys blood.
never trust a man with a donkeys tail,
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Postby toothill man » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:23 pm

never go against a blacksmiths advice
never give a love one red and white flowers togeather
never enter a lord abode without permission
never wear silver always gold
never own more than your weapons,armor,cloak and what you can carry with you.
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby toothill man » Fri Oct 08, 2004 5:26 pm

never be in debt to a women or a dwarf
never slay children
never let the kin of a enemy live
never turn your back on a women holding a bloody dagger
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby toothill man » Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:47 pm

never run into combat
never fight in a lighting storm
always fight in daylight only cowards use darkness to attack foes
always fight at night only dead morons fight in daylight with no cover
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby toothill man » Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:39 pm

never skip stones on a still lake during midnight
never shave and never wash
remove all body hair and wash weekly
never marry a woman who can plait her own armpit hair
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby prophet118 » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:23 pm

never read too loudly in bed?

for a druid or mage, never skill a living being except in self defense... ouchies

must not have sex during specific times of the year (lent, or whatever is appropriate in celtic lore)

never draw a weapon in anger (that one will never likely be taken...)

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