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The King
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Postby The King » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:59 pm

Never try to count the stars at night.

Never use the polar star to guide you.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:04 pm

never eat polar bear meat

never sleep in a igloo
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:29 am

Never step on the foot of someone who is bulkier than you

Never play with the chief's daughters.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:33 pm

dont get caught playing with the druids wife :twisted:

or his goats :shock: :lol:
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Postby The King » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:54 pm

Never take the place of anyone else

Never try to stop a feud that you are responsible for

Never grant mercy to any of your foes, ever.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:17 pm

never own a cumal

never allow yourself to be a cumal
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Postby FailedSpotCheck » Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:18 am

Never name your daughter Deirdre.
Roll! Reflex Save vs. Flying 55mm Countdown Die of Death!
FailedSpotCheck
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Postby FailedSpotCheck » Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:21 am

toothill man wrote:never sleep in a igloo
Never stick your tongue onto an igloo. :shock: :cry:
Never build a bonfire in an igloo.
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Postby toothill man » Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:28 pm

never use yellow snow to make your igloo :shock:
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Postby The King » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:03 pm

Never allow a woman to beat you.

Never lend your weapons to woman.

Never lie in bed with a woman when you hear the cockcrow
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby toothill man » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:32 pm

alway lie when in bed with a woman :shock: :wink: :lol:
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Postby The King » Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:50 pm

Never eat in your dog's bowl

Never drink from any non running water source

Never eat hoofed meat
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby toothill man » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:10 pm

never eat hoofs

never eat eyeballs

never eat :shock:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby The King » Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:10 pm

toothill man wrote:never eat :shock:
It is said that lovers live from love and fresh water alone
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Postby The King » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:44 pm

Never eat fruits

Never eat the meat on the bones

Never drink fermented drinks (it is probably more a curse than a geas for many)
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:01 pm

never lick your plate clean

never pick at your food

always leave some food for the gods on each plate
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby The King » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:47 pm

Never clean your weapons

Never shave your face

Never wear a blue coat with red pants.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby toothill man » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:03 pm

never wear a dead badger as a hat

never eat dead badger

never marry a badger
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby The King » Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:36 pm

Never wear red color on blue.

Never wear a dirty tartan

Never put your finger into your nose nor in your mouth
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby toothill man » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:05 pm

never eat from a hounds bowl

never drink from a muddy puddle

never pee in a muddy puddle :shock:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys

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