favourite minor and major geases

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Postby The King » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:05 pm

Never play rubgy against Wallabies but as many times as you wish against the drunes.
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Postby The King » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:36 am

Never touch a skull nor a head if you don't intend to eat the brain first.
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Postby The King » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:39 am

Never walk nor ride on a bridge.
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Re: favourite minor and major geases

Postby The King » Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:55 am

Never threaten a druid

Never attack a druid

Never disrespect a druid
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Re: favourite minor and major geases

Postby The King » Sat Jan 11, 2014 11:03 pm

Never drink cold beer

Never drink melted snow
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Re: favourite minor and major geases

Postby The King » Wed Jan 15, 2014 4:51 pm

Never touch a corpse

Never let a dead lie with his face on the ground.
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Re: favourite minor and major geases

Postby The King » Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:02 pm

Never walk on the shadow of a druid

Never eat the champion's part even if you win all contests

Never allow a dog to lick you
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Re: favourite minor and major geases

Postby superc0ntra » Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:30 pm

Never taste the yellow snow
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Re: favourite minor and major geases

Postby The King » Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:17 pm

Never let any children survive when you attack a village - whatever their age.
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favourite minor and major geases

Postby Anthonymaky » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:15 am

This is very much common sense...
No destroying or defacing others work.
No uploading or drawing obscene content.
and if you start vandalizing you will get banned
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Re: favourite minor and major geases

Postby The King » Mon Oct 19, 2015 3:34 am

Anthonymaky wrote:This is very much common sense...
No destroying or defacing others work.
No uploading or drawing obscene content.
and if you start vandalizing you will get banned
Is this an Ukrainian proverb or do you like to play with Beslanian Knucklebones?
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Re: favourite minor and major geases

Postby The King » Mon Oct 19, 2015 3:47 am

Always hear to the whistling of the wind when the moon is full.

Never walk on anybody's shadows during the full moon.

A red moon always demand some sacrifices.
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Re: favourite minor and major geases

Postby The King » Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:02 pm

never cross the way of a druid without due respect

never threaten or injure a druid unless you are prepared for utmost retaliation.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Re: favourite minor and major geases

Postby The King » Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:28 pm

A broken tooth for a blood bath

As the wounds are healing
As the water come rushing over
As the water come rushing in
Dream of the flood

As the water flows over the bridge
As we walk on the floodland
As we walk on the water
We forget
We forget
Rain from heaven
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.

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