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The King
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Postby The King » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:16 am

Never extinguish a fire

Never spill water

Never eat anything directly from the trees
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
Cosmic Mongoose
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Postby The King » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:33 pm

Never dye your hair red

Never use green paint on you body

Never eat cooked turnip
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
Warlord Mongoose
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Postby toothill man » Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:45 pm

never watch a woman bath

never watch a stag in heat

never hunt a white hart
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Mon May 21, 2007 10:12 pm

Never sit idle on a stone

Never carry a menhir on the back

Never drink the potions of the druids when you are not allowed to
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
superc0ntra
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Postby superc0ntra » Tue May 22, 2007 7:24 am

Never wear the tartans of another tribe

Never deflower a maiden

Never request "Whisky in the jar" when drinking at the pub
The King
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Postby The King » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:10 pm

Never let a week pass without eating a least one turnip.

Never eat cooked turnip

Never grow turnips near potatoes
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Postby The King » Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:24 pm

Never make love unwashed

Never share a meal with strangers

Never cross a river at a ford
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Location: City of Wonders, Valusia (before the major cataclysm)

Postby The King » Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:25 pm

Never use a Slaine book to harm your disturbing players
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:14 pm

never use words were actions will do

never retreat when faced with overwellming odds
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:04 am

Never spend a full week without at least 30 hours of sleep

Never drink more than a barrel of beer in one day
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Location: City of Wonders, Valusia (before the major cataclysm)

Postby The King » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:24 am

Never fight with two swords in your hands
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:10 pm

never fight in yellow

never eat yellow food
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:07 pm

Never go to battle with a dirty tartan

Always turn the foes your kill with their faces toward the ground.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Location: SWINDON

Postby toothill man » Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:26 pm

live each day as if your last

never eat burning coal
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
Standing-Stone
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Postby Standing-Stone » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:43 am

Never Swim with a Formorian :roll: :P

Never bath with a Formorian :? :shock:
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The King
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Postby The King » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:43 am

And never eat with a Fomorian
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Postby The King » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:17 pm

Never attack a naked foe with a spear.

Always grant hospitality to stranger at Beltaine and Samhain

Never give nor lend your knife to anyone under any mean
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
Standing-Stone
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Postby Standing-Stone » Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:41 am

"Never give a ride to a demon hitch-hiker."

Or

"Never ride with demons."

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"Never fall asleep with a full bag of gold, while in the company of a dwarf."

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"Be wary of skyclad women who cunningly never let their feet touch the ground."

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As I have written these, I suddenly realise that the last four I wrote sound more like good advice and common sence than Geas.

It's not like I used to wrting these things.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:23 pm

never befreind a dwarf if you have gold fillings

or gold nipple rings :shock:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:52 pm

Never pull on the nipple ring of a war-witch.

Never go to bed with a woman if both your bodies are unwashed
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.

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