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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sun May 14, 2006 1:16 pm

never eat silver nuts

never dye your body purple

never get your nipples pierced or your...eyebrows :wink: :lol:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Mon May 15, 2006 2:45 pm

Never take mudbath

Only wash in clear and current water

Never eat meat from a dead animal :shock:
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon May 15, 2006 3:13 pm

never eat live meat

never eat cooked meat
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Sun May 21, 2006 7:55 pm

Never bath in the sun

Never eat crawling things

Never kill a horse
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Postby The King » Wed May 31, 2006 1:17 pm

Never eat berries

Never eat squirrels

Never climb on a tree
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Wed May 31, 2006 4:06 pm

and never never eat a squirrel who is eating berries while up a tree thats very bad :shock: :lol:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:53 am

toothill man wrote:and never never eat a squirrel who is eating berries while up a tree thats very bad :shock: :lol:
:lol:
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Postby The King » Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:57 am

Never make fire out of a living tree

Never pull on the beard of a druid

Never try to walk on a rainbow (least you reach Asgard of the Vikings).
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Postby The King » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:20 pm

Never make fire while you are on a boat

Never ride a horse on a boat

Never eat seafoods
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Postby The King » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:17 pm

Never shout out of pain

Never whine

Never wear black garnments
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Postby The King » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:00 pm

Never open your mouth if you let no word out.

Never break the rules of hospitality

Never cut your hair yourself .
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:58 am

never cut a deadmans hair

never eat a dead mans meal

never wear white into a battle
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:29 pm

never eat worms

never wear a dirty torc

never wear a iron torc
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:59 am

Never receive a stanger who didn't announce himself at the step of your door.

Never greet the same man twice in a day.

Never carry or use a spear with your left hand.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:42 pm

never leave home without a dagger and a spear
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:30 pm

Never spell out the last word of any of your sentences.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:08 pm

never learn any other tongue but your mothers
never talk to the opposite sex
never address a female as a equal
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:19 pm

Never show mercy to a fallen foe even if he asks for it and is disarmed.

Never accept healing after receiving a wound or your immunity to infection will cease.

Never ever accept any geas from a druid.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:08 pm

never dine with a witch
never eat a meal prepared by a woman
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:17 pm

Never share your drink

Never drink twice from the same well
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.

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