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by The King
Thu Mar 30, 2017 12:17 am
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 816
Views: 161698

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Related to the above, I have a name for your new nation. To keep it more or less with the rhyme (Land of the young), I think of Land of the dung.
by The King
Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:13 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 816
Views: 161698

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

You may all behave like machos but your women's team is more successful than you. As a DJ, however mediocre you are, you should add a new nickname to your name: zeugung, so that muellerzeugung should ring like hell to the hears of your audience. Indeed, it means "waste production". Isn't this quite ...
by The King
Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:04 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 816
Views: 161698

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

You are constantly pawing your mom, your dad, your pals, your prick and your ass. Is this a reason why you have to wipe your hands on others?
by The King
Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:57 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 816
Views: 161698

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

You sing worse with your mouth then with your arse. Is it why we see it more often than your face?

Do you think you are successful? Remember the adage: the higher a monkey climbs, the better you see its ass.
by The King
Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:19 am
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 816
Views: 161698

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

You are so inept that you are a foe to yourself.
by The King
Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:18 am
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 816
Views: 161698

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

While squirrels gather nuts, you collect defeats. How surprising you didn't give yourself a medal for that.
by The King
Thu Mar 23, 2017 5:15 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 816
Views: 161698

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

As to the funerals of your dead, I suggest you to dig larger graves so that we can put the rest of you, unless you'd rather have your corpse rot and devoured by the rodents and the crows. Your digging will still have some value though as we can thus relieve ourselves.
by The King
Thu Mar 23, 2017 2:23 am
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 816
Views: 161698

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

You wanted to push me down and you incurred a mass slaughter Your cries are too loud and you can't hear the angels' laughter You go slow till you can't replay But for you it is always time to pay You still can't play better than 4 words on 3 music notes and you already consider yourself an artist of...
by The King
Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:37 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: [CONAN] New Conan RPG In The Works...WITH Vincent!!
Replies: 32
Views: 7512

Re: [CONAN] New Conan RPG In The Works...WITH Vincent!!

The sourcebook Conan the thief is soon complete. Illustrations are gorgeous. The approach is a different one than with the d20 (e.g. The Warrior's Companion). There are chapters dedicated to the thief as a profession, of course, including new ones as well as new skills, but there is also a gazetteer...
by The King
Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:07 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 816
Views: 161698

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

How deep is my love? And how many is your death?
by The King
Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:45 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 816
Views: 161698

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

You are so useless that a thrall has more value than you.

The Drune Lords wouldn't even skin you for fear of being cursed.
by The King
Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:02 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 816
Views: 161698

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

You are so impotent that your witches have to use their broomsticks to get some pleasure, though you will explain me why they put it in their mouth.
by The King
Sun Mar 05, 2017 2:41 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 816
Views: 161698

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

You'd rather take a bitch then a beach because the only time you'll ever get a bath will be in your own blood
by The King
Thu Mar 02, 2017 5:44 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: [CONAN] New Conan RPG In The Works...WITH Vincent!!
Replies: 32
Views: 7512

Re: [CONAN] New Conan RPG In The Works...WITH Vincent!!

I have to add that the artwork is generally good to excellent and quite immersive.
by The King
Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:53 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: [CONAN] New Conan RPG In The Works...WITH Vincent!!
Replies: 32
Views: 7512

Re: [CONAN] New Conan RPG In The Works...WITH Vincent!!

I think it is like the recent US presidential elections. According to the social networks, Mrs. Clinton would have been elected hands down. That was not the case. The 2d20 system was polished with their Mutant Chronicles version and it seems they'll use it for their Star Trek game. I guess therefore...
by The King
Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:27 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: [CONAN] New Conan RPG In The Works...WITH Vincent!!
Replies: 32
Views: 7512

Re: [CONAN] New Conan RPG In The Works...WITH Vincent!!

This was already taken into account. The KS garned £436 755, which is rather high an amount for an RPG. Furthermore, Modiphius also publish Achtung Cthulhu (and soon Star Trek) under licence. Eventual losses in one field should easily compensated in another.
by The King
Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:12 am
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: [CONAN] New Conan RPG In The Works...WITH Vincent!!
Replies: 32
Views: 7512

Re: [CONAN] New Conan RPG In The Works...WITH Vincent!!

Supplement Four wrote:
Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:37 am
I don't think the new game will be around long at all. Just as I doubt there will be that many supplements and adventures created for it--nothing near what d20 Conan has.
More than 20 books are already scheduled and they all have been financed by the Kicksstarter.
by The King
Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:42 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 816
Views: 161698

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

You have big mouth and wanna play the hero but you probably confuse this with your arse because in matters of honour, you'd rather attend to the fleas of a drune lord. Ambitions isn't incompatible with bravery but both won't grant you talent either. To paraphrase La Fontaine, your smallness is bigge...
by The King
Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:33 pm
Forum: Legend
Topic: How how essential is Common Magic to you?
Replies: 3
Views: 317

Re: How how essential is Common Magic to you?

Common magic is an important feature in my Conan adaptation to Legend (in fact MRQII).
by The King
Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:31 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 816
Views: 161698

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

The difference between your kind and mine is that while you earn lots of money with no creativeness and doing nothing, you'll still die with your name on toilet papers. As to myself, I often gladly loose my little hard gained money to your thieveries in order to destroy your civilization and your so...