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by The King
Sun May 28, 2017 7:26 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: [CONAN] GM's Closet
Replies: 405
Views: 97484

Re: [CONAN] GM's Closet

I mean one or several adventures (modules) in particular, like may be the Lost Tomb of Kruk-Ma-Kali.
by The King
Sun May 28, 2017 10:26 am
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: [CONAN] GM's Closet
Replies: 405
Views: 97484

Re: [CONAN] GM's Closet

Would you recommend any Scarred Lands adventures for Conan?
by The King
Sat May 27, 2017 11:20 am
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: [CONAN] GM's Closet
Replies: 405
Views: 97484

Re: [CONAN] GM's Closet

Thus I suppose you are playing a campaign in Argos at the moment.
by The King
Fri May 26, 2017 1:23 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: [CONAN] GM's Closet
Replies: 405
Views: 97484

Re: [CONAN] GM's Closet

De Camp wrote an excellent article about Hyborian technology in the book The Blade of Conan (Publisher: Ace), an OOP book but still quite easy to find. In this book, there is also an article about ocean trade by John Boardman. You'll also find there many other articles like Weapons of choice and/or ...
by The King
Mon May 22, 2017 10:52 am
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: [CONAN] GM's Closet
Replies: 405
Views: 97484

Re: [CONAN] GM's Closet

No, I was talking about converting d20 Conan into 2d20 but this shouldn't be difficult to do the reverse. I know about the ADD/pathfinder adventures and opened a thread about it. As to the comics, there an excellent source of inspiration for sure, but there is always the risks that at least one of y...
by The King
Sun May 21, 2017 10:33 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: [CONAN] GM's Closet
Replies: 405
Views: 97484

Re: [CONAN] GM's Closet

True, the D20 has lots of feats which add to the ambiance but I generally dislike the constant cumbersome calculation of bonus and malus. Moreover I don't like levels and classes which limit the development of player characters and the multi-class rules are not so streamlined. But I can understand y...
by The King
Sun May 21, 2017 2:17 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: [CONAN] GM's Closet
Replies: 405
Views: 97484

Re: [CONAN] GM's Closet

There are hit locations in the former RuneQuest (now Legend) system, so you can easily chop off an arm, or a head if you do enough damages. The armour also takes this hit location into account, which means that a bronze plate will only protect your chest and abdomen, leaving you arms and legs withou...
by The King
Thu May 18, 2017 12:07 am
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: named weapons in slaine
Replies: 293
Views: 89014

Re: named weapons in slaine

Meat tenderizer (as the sun would say: you can now open a bulger king and name yourself a chef).
by The King
Thu May 18, 2017 12:04 am
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 819
Views: 163658

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

I found a tomcat in the garbage. I wanted to clean it out but he preferred to stay in the filth. And thus you made it your mascot. You took it by the tail and went chasing after monkeys with it. We can definitely understand why you are a proud people.
by The King
Wed May 17, 2017 11:49 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 819
Views: 163658

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Are you just paedophiles or do you eat your children as well? Because we can't even find their bones. Or how deep do you have to dig? But I suppose you prefer to show and sell your nude women's and mother's than to care for earnest things. May be you also prefer to peck the soil and eat the leftover...
by The King
Wed May 17, 2017 11:25 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: [CONAN] GM's Closet
Replies: 405
Views: 97484

Re: [CONAN] GM's Closet

There are very few Sword & Sorcery game worlds out there, and it's not always easy to covert an adventure meant for a D&D or Pathfinder game world for use with the Conan Roleplaying game. Did you never hear about Beasts & Barbarians? It's pure Sword & Sorcery. The system plays with Savage Worlds ru...
by The King
Thu May 11, 2017 11:29 am
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 819
Views: 163658

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

What remains is a huge amount of love and respect
Is that a synonym for a turd?
If you were a man of honour, you would have kept this property of yours.
by The King
Thu Mar 30, 2017 12:17 am
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 819
Views: 163658

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Related to the above, I have a name for your new nation. To keep it more or less with the rhyme (Land of the young), I think of Land of the dung.
by The King
Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:13 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 819
Views: 163658

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

You may all behave like machos but your women's team is more successful than you. As a DJ, however mediocre you are, you should add a new nickname to your name: zeugung, so that muellerzeugung should ring like hell to the hears of your audience. Indeed, it means "waste production". Isn't this quite ...
by The King
Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:04 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 819
Views: 163658

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

You are constantly pawing your mom, your dad, your pals, your prick and your ass. Is this a reason why you have to wipe your hands on others?
by The King
Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:57 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 819
Views: 163658

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

You sing worse with your mouth then with your arse. Is it why we see it more often than your face?

Do you think you are successful? Remember the adage: the higher a monkey climbs, the better you see its ass.
by The King
Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:19 am
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 819
Views: 163658

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

You are so inept that you are a foe to yourself.
by The King
Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:18 am
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 819
Views: 163658

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

While squirrels gather nuts, you collect defeats. How surprising you didn't give yourself a medal for that.
by The King
Thu Mar 23, 2017 5:15 pm
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 819
Views: 163658

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

As to the funerals of your dead, I suggest you to dig larger graves so that we can put the rest of you, unless you'd rather have your corpse rot and devoured by the rodents and the crows. Your digging will still have some value though as we can thus relieve ourselves.
by The King
Thu Mar 23, 2017 2:23 am
Forum: Other Roleplaying Games
Topic: insults 3 son of,bride of insults
Replies: 819
Views: 163658

Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

You wanted to push me down and you incurred a mass slaughter Your cries are too loud and you can't hear the angels' laughter You go slow till you can't replay But for you it is always time to pay You still can't play better than 4 words on 3 music notes and you already consider yourself an artist of...